Here are my top five entries:
Laptod noun.-A toddler who makes every effort to take over mommy's laptop. Tricks my little monkey loves include rapid blind typing on the keyboard, dragging the external mouse and pulling off the AC adapter.
Armplane noun.-The world's safest plane constructed with mommy's arms. This is my son's favorite personal aircraft, which gives him the thrill of flying! I, the pilot, am always rewarded with hearty giggles.
Tublet noun.-A bathtub that is accidentally yet conveniently turned into a toilet. The bathtub just came in handy when my toddler wanted to use the toilet towards the end of a warm bath. Tublet usually means an extra round of rinsing!
Peek-A-Poop noun.-A commonly used technique to detect the need for a diaper change. Whenever I'm hit by a strong and familiar odor, my first reaction will be to take a peek into my son's diaper to see if the bombs are dropped.
Finger Food noun. -Itsy bitsy chubby fingers that are self-served as a popular snack good for all occasions. "Luckily" for my son, he can always turn to his fingers when he runs out of things to chew on. He does less of it now than when he was an infant. Hopefully, his exclusive finger food will fall out of favor soon.
What do you think of my momfinitions? I'd love to read yours too!
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How funny! And true.
Just stopping by from SITS. What a good idea for a blog you have.
Wow, this is just too cute! I haven't had to do the Peek-A-Poop in a long time, but your momfinition sure does bring back memories. Thanks for sharing these! Have a great SITS day!
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Cute!
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Funny! I need one similar to Peek-A-Poop except instead of peeking, it's when you put your nose right up there and take a big sniff!
How cute is this!!!
I mostly do this with some bad words!! I will say something is a pain in my SRT.. no one understand me! They say What are you taking about.. SRT can also mean BUTT...
If I want to say Darn it.. .I will say Darla.. Why? I don't know?? I have done this with almost every BAD word..
Very funny!!!!
Thanks for a Laugh~~~~
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That's really cute. Kids love playing on the computer and they are fascinated by it.
It's always fun to make little kids feel like they're flying by throwing them in the air. They start to giggle uncontrollably.
I am more than familiar with the tublet. When I was really small, I pooped in the bathtub.
Haha your momfinitions are so true and funny!
I love these - they are so funny! I just stopped by from SITS as well (I'm new!).
I think that my favorite of yours is peekapoop - I do that all.the.time - now I have a word for it.
My favorite that I use is criblet. We have our baby still (I know this is horrible) in the bassinet portion of the port a crib of our room - I call it her criblet.
Looking forward to getting to you know!
-Amanda
This is a really good post. Your terms are very inventive. It really gets me thinking and wanting to come up with proper names for some of the quirky things our toddler does. How about...
Shambooboo - An injury that is faked for the purpose of gaining affectionate kisses to the "traumatized" area of the body (usually an arm or leg) and/or a band-aid (preferably with cartoon characters).
too funny! great job!!! I tried to think of some but couldnt!!
These are definitely Hilarious! My favourite is peek a poop and finger foods! We have some silly words made up too, but my post preggo brain has seem to forgotten them all?!? That's what being a mom is all about!
Thanks for the laugh.
Lynette
peek a poop how funny. Love them all :)
Our little grandson calls Hand Sanitizer 'Hanitizer' - I love it.
Fun stuff!
Thank you for all your wonderful comments! Moms know best:D
lol...the peek-a-poop! I love it! :)
That's a great laugh. My kids laptod all the time. Seriously and now that I'm outnumbered I have no idea what to do.
That's so funny! I love how you put noun after them like a real dictionary.
LAPTOD is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!
Peek a poop, that's a cute one :) This list definitely made me smile, I can totally relate.
haha...the laptod is awesome...we have one of those and I think I'm going to use this now!!! Great post ;)
Those momfinitions are AWESOME! And we can all relate, I'm sure. I burst out laughing at "tublet" - not that I can relate at all... *humming innocently*
These are too cute! I know I've heard many from my own kids, including the "Toot-bus" or toothbrush as WE call it, lol!
I always got a laugh when daughter would ask for her tootbus, it reminded me of a gassy school bus, lol!
These are so cute and so true!
Hmmm. How about finger painting? You know: what a 16mo does when he discovers he can get his hands in his diaper after a particularly messy poop. They don't come out of the womb pre-civilized, unfortunately.
I know of another woman who calls that constant pressure to be the perfect mother "ovarian guilt". Smart lady. Check her blog. Nine kids. She knows what's she's talking about. http://www.lifeinashoe.com
I'll noodle this one some more, for sure. I know I have lots of words for mommy stuff, but I can't remember them before breakfast.
Laptod, tublet, and peek-a-poop are popular in my house, LOL!
Too cute! I know there are similar words floating around here- but its too early to think! I luv your list! Thanks!
HAHA! I love the tublet! That is hilarious! I hope they pick that! The laptod is also so cute! You're so creative! Great work!
Thanks for redefining childhood bodily functions! Keep up the good work!
You know, these are kinda like "Rachaelisms" - the funny things (like "delish") that Rachael Ray invents and subsequently become part of her vocab. I could see myself using some "momfinitions," too!
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fantastic! I love these. you are much more creative them I would be!
These are all really good selections. Best of luck to you. Twittermoms unite!!!
Very funny and very true! I too know the peek-a-poop and the tublet. Hmm... I know I have had a few of my own before but my mind is blank right now. When I think of any I will let you know. Thanks for the laugh!
you came up with some really good ones !!
These are very cute. I love the 'laptod' and 'peek-a-poo'. Thanks for sharing!
I have to admit I love the peek-a-poop. It sounds just like me, as that is what I do with my nephew! Thanks
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I like the laptod too :-) My daughter calls strawberry milk 'innit' because I'd always ask if she wanted some strawberry 'IN IT' so she just thinks that's what it's called now haha.
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Haha, very cute!
OMG Tublet, so true and funny!
LOL I love the Peek-A-Poop.
Haha... I love Peek-A-Poop and Finger food! :)
These are so funny and true!! Too bad I always seem to live my life like this:)!!
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these are great! i can't even think of any right now!!
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I love laptod! That is so true- you could also have lapfant (for when your infant is on your lap) :)
LOL, too funny! I couldn't even think of any, great imagination ;)
Love your momfinitions! I remember playing peekapoop - so glad those days are over!
I just about busted a gut with the peek a poop.
These are great!
Cute list. Sadly, I couldn't come up with anything good enough for this contest.
My favorites are peek a poop amd tublet! Great momfinitions!
Thanks, those are great. My favorite is Armplane. I'm goin to use that with my grand daughter if you don't mind. Thanks for dropping in at http://blog.gracobaby.com
Peek-A-Poop is too funny!
I love your momfinitions how funny.Armplan is my favorite.
What a fun idea! I think the first one is the most relelvent to mommy bloggers and one we can all relate to. :)
thanks for the laugh! I am totally guilty of the peek-a-poop!!! have a fabulous day! xoxo
I have a laptod too! I can totally relate. Thanks for the wonderful definitions!
Too funny! You did a terrific job! I have Tublets, uh, check, Peek-a-Poop, done that, check, yesiree these are definitely definitions that work in our home too!! I can relate with all of them, but these 2 are my favorites! You are great at this!!
Joanna
LOL! I like your momfinition of "finger food" the best. Can't think of momfinitions that we've used in our house, though.
Great stuff. I love the tublet. Our "tublet" story has my then 7yo peeing in the bathtub in the middle of the night, he was mostly asleep and walked past the toilet and peed in the tub!
Cute! I have been known to do the peek-a-poop!
Love it! Especially thePeek-A-Poop noun.-A commonly used technique to detect the need for a diaper change. Whenever I'm hit by a strong and familiar odor, my first reaction will be to take a peek into my son's diaper to see if the bombs are dropped.
I made up the word "delectual" while having a fight with my mom when I was a teenager. I think I was trying to tell her that she was being difficult and disagreeable and it ended up coming out as "You're soooo... soooo... DELECTUAL!"
I ended up naming my web design company Delectual Web Design.
This is sooo funny and cute!!! I don't have babies, but my dog was always trying to take over my laptop, he specially liked sitting on the keyboard!! [tiny dog, btw].
I really like your blog, thank goodness for the sisterhood (SITS) lets me connect with great blogs like this one.
ciao!
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Peek-A-Poop CRACKED ME UP!
Hope you experienced a wonderfully fantastic Tuesday!
I've never had the pleasure of experiencing a PEEK-A-POOP... yet! I'm only in the first year! But i sure do have a LAPTOD!
any first time parent sould be made to read this post...that would cut a few tantrums :)
Sure girl! Great definitions! Looking forward to meeting you at BLogHer!!
I love these, I am not so hot at coming up with new words, but if we could have a contest for nicknames I would win that hands down!
great job!
SOOO good! My favorite is the tublet. That one had me laughing out loud!
Very cute, I have no ideas for any new ones... Our tub has turned into a tublet on a couple of occasions!
Cute!! Love the Tublet! Thanks for stopping by!
I love all of them! Thanks for the good laugh.
How adorable! Peek-a-poop is my favorite. I hope I meet you at BlogHer!
These are great! Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for checking out mine. How'd you get so many comments on yours. You have quite a following, huh? Very cool. :)
Thasnk for a great belly laugh! Loved'em all! Youra riot! madly59
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I can't think of any momfinitions, but we do have laptods running around. Haha!
SNACKIE PLATE - a great replacement for dinner for kids which included an assortment of fruits, vegetables, dips, nuts, cheese, cold cuts, crackers, breads, etc... all arranged on a sectioned plate - I amke it different each time and they get all their vitamins, fibre, carbs, fats, etc...
Cool Momfinitions! Armplane! too funny!
Love "Laptod" my son somehow finds a way to type keyboard shortcuts I don't know about and make changes to my icons/desktop that I don't know how to correct sometimes.
Amazing how much enjoyment he gets out of banging on it.
I'll try to come up with something original:)
Rick, my son does the same thing. Hubby joked that he could be the youngest debugger for Microsoft.
Thanks for the wonderful comment.
I enjoyed this post- it was too cute.
Have fun in Chicago!!!! My home town! :)
I love the peek a poop. We do that often in our house! Good luck and have a great time at BlogHer
This is cute! I am right there with you. I am doing Peek a Poop daily! hehehe.
Love 'em!
LOL at peek-a-poop - that's great!
Great post! Love your blog-informational and interesting. I wish I came up with such funny terms.
This is an adorable post! Laptod and Peek-a-Poop are definitely relatable on my end, LOL!
Funny.
Very cute.. love those. I wish I could think of some my tot says, they come up with great ones sometimes, Today my son 3, said he ran out of amo.. (while peeing) he was getting those bad guys in the toliet!
very cute posts!. I love tublet.
Oh, I remember my daughter had her first tublet when we were visiting my in laws and I stated while we were washing her, that she had never had a BM in the tub before. You won't guess what we found under her when we picked her up to dry her off!
I love your momfinitions.
Too cute, love them all..
Thanks!
Good Luck!
these are funny!! yours cracked me up along with the others...I hope you win:) You deserve it!!
Almost to 100!! Wished I could think of one right now...I was a mom/dad to both brothers when I raised them lol
I'm not a mom yet, but love your mommy lingo. It kinda gives me the heads up for what to expect in motherhood. You have my vote for the fun contest!
Too Cute! I love the "tublet". this is so true with toddlers. I don't think I am as creative as you and think you have done an awesome job coming up with these wonderful and hilarious definitions for moms.
Good luck in the contest!
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SUPER funny! Tublet is hilarious....but what about when it is the other way around and the toilet is turned into a tub!! I also like Permabooger...you know those boogers that seem to be stuck forever in your child's nose!!
Haha I have a laptod as well! Very cute. I posted Momfinitions on my blog as well- I THINK I made it in time to be in the first 20 but not sure! Goodluck!
That is so cute - my daughter is a laptod!!!
Good Luck,
Sheri
Very Creative!!
Very fun and creative!!!!
peek-a-poop is my fav.
I love the peek-a-poop! So funny!
Your a riot! PEEK A POOP! We notice color just after odor in our house! LOL! Your right on the money ... WTG! COLORFUL ~
Peek-a-Poop--that reminds me of the line in the movie Baby Mama about "Poop or Chocolate?" Licks her fingers and says, "Ahhh....chocolate". That was priceless!
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